i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs
Blood type: $$$
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot
when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
"I love American Horror Story!"
"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"
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this is the only vine that matters