towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
Anonymous

frekkly:

babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

this was my favorite part of the whole show

lepreas:

yeah i have ocd,

obsessive cock desire

green-eyed-rising-demon:

obsessive-fallen-angel:

frecklesnbowlegs:

Too soon?

perfect

No, it’s good. 

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

lavender-ice:

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

omfg

wwonderful:

what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person: