the only flag i pledge allegiance to
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
I TRANSFERED FROM LOS ANGELES
YOUR SCHOOL HAS NO GYMNASTICS TEAM
THIS IS A LAST RESORT
it gets funnier every time.
Big Nerd Baby
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
tagging this shit as nsfw man
i’m serious this makes me
O MY LORD aefweoiajew[pfoai4jfeoiw;ALJF30AOEIWLFJPAOEIWFLKJAWOJIL
That’s straight up porn