rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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Who is my client?

lordwhat:

Hair flap adap dap while Dean don’t give a crap.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.