mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

sheerio-stormer777:

Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan

WOAH

extraordinaryminustheextra:

telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

daves-applejuice:

clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot 

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dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

human-league:

Love

superficialryne:

"I love American Horror Story!"

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"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"

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r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters